helllllo thomas, this is sarah on your snazzzzy keyboars, which is actually really hard to use. 
hahahahhah bare love for this man, sarah likey ;D im going to sit here all evening, just for you 
and your special keyboard, hahahha omg i actually love it. LOVE LOVE 
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG THERE A LIGHHHHHHT! :D:D:D:D bst thing 
everrrr. WHAT AN AWESOME SPECIMEN OF TECHNOLOGY.  i want one, you have to get me one. omgggggg 
USB ports, it just gets cooler and cooler and coooooooler. i think this is a very effective use 
of my time, and your room space. and i am sure you will agreeeee, because you have missed me so 
much ;D no need to disagreeee man. hahahahha dudeeee i love this. :O<3 get me 
one...several...thousand. PLEASE. i neeeeeeeeed one. i am rather amused by this, awesome 
thingymabobbbbbyjigggybobby. get on with tidying your room and leave me to it. hahahah your small 
pathetic little room ;] you know you love it though, because its right near mine ;D and i know 
you have missed me lots like. BARE MISSAGGGGGGGGE. go away. move. your big head is distracting 
me. go. walk out the door, just turn around now, youre not welcome anymore. JOKE. ahahah im 
funnny me.sure ;] you keeeeeep saying that, make yourself feel better. YAY. im back in businessss 
:D you have left the roooom, i can now type to my hearts content, pressing each key is like a 
little bundle of love. a BIG bundle of love. ahahhahah im so amazzzzzed, its so lovely and thin, 
and like oh my godd it has a light. a light. cannot get over the fact that your keyboard has such 
a thing. not that im jealous. oh yay, youre back. ohhh wait never mind ;D i could actually sit 
here all night, tap tap tappping away. shush. yes it is, dont ever doubt the thing, it is amazing 
and perfect in every way, apart from the fact it doesnt belong to me. stop reading it foo', youre 
ruining the surprise :( hehehehehehe MOOOOOSE. bare lolz man. im not that bothered about your 
seat, its all about the keyboardddd! we must name the lovely little thing, as i like to name my 
things. stop making me jealous :( WELL YOU DONT HAVEONE EITHER SO AHAHAHHAH. thats not funnnnny, 
omg i love it. all you need is love dodododoooo. ITS NEARLY THAT SPECIAL DAY, YOURE FAVOURITIST 
DAY EVER. jokez. i am a badman gangster lyk, brap. just brapping on myyyyy on this lovely 
keyboard (L) (love heart) ahahhahahahahahhahhahahha youre a funnny being you man. sitting on your 
bed, twidddddling your digits.(fingers) LOLAGGGGE, ich bin herrrre. i dont know what that means 
but hey ho. NOBBBBBLES ON DA CEILIN', do you remember dat dude, we were coooool once yano. i am 
going to fill this whole page, whether you like it or not. which you will, you will love it with 
every ounce of your being. and no, i dont care if that doesnt make sense. 
loveaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage, get me one? PWERLEASE. for your birthday? 
;D im typing like a spudddd, and you love it. YOU WILL LOVE IT. you must save this and keeeeep it 
forever, and read it allll night long, and then all day, and then all night again ;D you must 
send it to all your bestest friends. so then they will all know how much of an awesome person you 
are. im quite offended that you think this is all meaningless, which gives me more reason to 
continue. SO NOW IM GOING TO WRITE BARE LOADZ MAN. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE. vast meaningless pooo. 
snorrrrrrrrt. you know you love my snorting ;] you should be lucky youre not my frend, they get 
this all the time. we will have to become bestiest friends and then you can have me talking to 
you like this alllll night long. we could discuss wonderous things. sheeps for instance. dont 
they just amaze you? incredible little fluffy things, who manage to produce such cretive noises. 
BAAAAA. you will never be able to baaaa like them, never. even as awesome as you are at moooing, 
you will never compare. and you will certianly never win. i think i would be good at giving pep 
talks dont you think? i am incredibly suppppportive, JOKE. ahahhaa im such a chav man, ive missed 
you calling me a chav! honnnnest. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. im in such a spifffffing mood. oh my god. do 
ya remembbbbber our fambam on simmmmies. and youre back in the building. no. you have had lots of 
time with mr keyboard over here, and we are only just acquaintinces. i feeel we really need to 
get to know each other, so we can have a lovely strong bond. then he will chooooose me over you, 
and we will all live happily ever after. apart from you ;D since you are being an utter 
moooooose, you are making me end this amazing thing. so, on this mooooosey note, i bid you 
farewell. TTFN. HAHHAHAHHA. loveage for you and keyboardage. only because you bring the keyboard 
though. PEACE :-)<3